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I got this jokes from a friend email and I couldn’t stop my self to laugh out loud (LOL). Read carefully:
This boy is doing his homework. He said to himself,
“Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine…”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”
The little boy answered, “I’m doing my maths homework, Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.
“Yes,” he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you
teaching my son in maths?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son
of a bitch is four?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”
Moral of the story: Make sure you pronounce the words carefully when you say something, especially teachers. We are the role model for our pupils. But this joke is a good one…. :mrgreen:
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December 14th, 2007 at 5:58 am
hahahhaha!! That’s a good one.. But yeah, it’s true.. you’ve got to speak carefully and properly in front of kids nowadays. You don’t know what they’ll come up with if they hear otherwise! LOL!
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December 14th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Hi Shemah, nice of you to drop by…yep, kids listen to us adult most of the time we don’t notice…need to be very careful of what we are saying especially when we are in ‘war zone’ conversation with our partner….LOL
December 15th, 2007 at 1:26 am
LOL….so true.
and not easy being a teacher some more. tak pasal2 parents datang jumpa and marah2…
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December 15th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Yabah chegu….need to be careful dis day…salah anak dorang pun jadi salah kita…this is one of the reason, professionalism among teachers are degrading…
December 16th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
LOL; that was awesome. Reminds me of those Little Johnny jokes which are very famous online.
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December 16th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Thanks Kris
…can you share wit me this Little Johnny jokes or point me to a right link 
…I haven’t heard of this one…well, I’m still ‘new’ in online surfing… 
December 17th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Hahaha, good joke
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December 17th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
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December 18th, 2007 at 7:49 am
Yabah! I think for a person like lagi susah. most of the time salah cakap.. si Josh already picked it up the next conversation.
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December 18th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Ya, PapaJ...we have a great responsibility towards our child…I hope I don’t teach or say wrong things to them..